What the hell man!
I’ve been working for this fucking company for over 3 years and I get absolutely NO RESPECT AT ALL!
First you make me an office in the goddamned kitchen, where I get absolutely no work done because I have to clean your senile dog’s shit up all day because you insist on bringing it to work.
Then you move me into a office where I have to share it with some pervert that jacks off to his own little collection of porn all day. Just because my back is turned to you dude doesn’t mean I can’t hear the guttural sounds of ecstasy as your dick spews it’s thousands of mentally handicapped children.
NEXT, you give me my own office, well thank god.
But within three days you start stealing my shit.
First my stapler.. What the fuck, is this Office Space?!
Then you take my piece of shit computer and replace it with an even more piece of shit compiuter.Fuck it’, I’ll use a abacus.
Then my nice oak desk suddenly disappears one day and i get one of those shitty walmart brand pressed wood desks that struggles to maintain the weight of my Compaq Presario Windows XP computer circa 1998
Now I’m really pissed off at myself, cause if I had any fucking balls I’d quit this fucking place and use my goddamned degree for something other than an excuse for working here.
with the love of absent things
YES!
Grammatically incorrect, you know.
That’s the point XD
Oh yah! I geddit now. Oh no, not enough school for me.
You have 2 more years in NUS High. Look forward to it.
I already am! :D
YES!
Grammatically incorrect, you know.
That’s the point XD
Oh yah! I geddit now. Oh no, not enough school for me.
YES!
Grammatically incorrect, you know.
Hey Christ,
I need an iphone nao nao nao.
I honestly feel like I look like this most days, to the point where even if I take a picture from above….I still look fat.
Nutella!
TERI!
Thin people eat nutella. Yeh.
Constitution of SDYC, presented by messrs Pya-Chan & your friendly Vice-Ops Head
- Indian accent
- Proper usage of “veli goose”
- Ability to party
- 5% of our intake shall be domestic men
- Trolling is in order
- No nanpa masters
- Macs are preferred, PCs are fine too, but if you have a Kindle, your application is rejected immediately
- Must be able to eat chili…
A man who do housework, cook, and is basically an aunty killer. Examples of domestic man are: Royston and Ee Fhong.
Dude the kindle person was so funny. I mean seriously. WHAT?
9. The Committees shall be known as
a) Creative Trolling
b) Trollations
c) Operolling
d) Trollogy (With committee members known as trollogists)
With the Chieftain Troller(s) as the Head(s).
Cool Beano.
funny pics: World's youngest hot pepper-eater
Hey Teri, here’s your potential idol with regards to chili-eating!
aww so cute! teri will never be able to look half as good while eating chilli.
Chilli Padis are hotter. These aren’t even red. Heh.
I look fantastic with steam coming out of my ears. It is very appealing, yar.
